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Flash App Lets You Tattoo Message on Faceless Set of Boobs

Racing game Dirt 2 launched yesterday, and to promote it, the creators decided to create a Flash app called Dirty Tats that allows you to tattoo a message — on the image of a faceless, nameless woman's breasts.

For the sake of experimentation only, I tried it out, and it was alternately creepy, infuriating, and pathetic. As I decided how I wanted to scrawl my message on a pair of boobs (lettering, text, or script), I was admonished for taking too long by the faceless torso ("I hope you're handy with a tattoo gun. I thought you were fast!") as her bosom undulated in a disconcerting way.

It may seem so obvious to call out objectification, but what else could it be when parts of a woman's body accompanied by a disembodied voice are used to promote a product that has nothing at all to do with the product itself? Well, what else besides lame, I mean.

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janneth janneth 7 years
Extremely adorable.
janneth janneth 7 years
No. Also, Space, what breed of dog is that? Is it a real dog?
Muirnea Muirnea 7 years
If that isn't the dumbest thing I've ever seen, I don't know what is. I'm even fairly confident in saying that I don't even think most guys would be to entertained by that. And if they are...well, those are the guys I just don't ever want to meet.
tlsgirl tlsgirl 7 years
Um, why? I don't get the point here.
Pistil Pistil 7 years
Kind of sadistic... here's a piece of flesh, go ahead and stab it with needles. Also, I really suck at flash tattooing. That was a waste of 30 seconds of my time.
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