You know you're in for a doozie when the commercial samples a song from the album and assures you that there's nothing wrong with your TV set — the song just sounds that way. Someone in a studio fast-forwarded through a bunch of hit tunes and — voila! — produced an inaudibly high-pitched, cracked-out '80s
punk pop music album by Alvin and the Chipmunks. The album made the Billboard 200 and eventually went gold, which only reaffirms that we lost our effing minds (and ears!) in the '80s. Our hair brushes too.