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Flashback: Judy the Inflatable Love Maid

I am too busy weeping for the men who purchased Judy here to be outraged or disgusted. (OK, I'm a little disgusted.) Something tells me Judy is a pale imitation of this model, in spite of her "life-like details." There are so many dissonant parts of this ad's chipper and upbeat message. "The most amazing, realistic and life-like companion you'll ever own!" "Just fill her with air and her body responds to your every touch." I love how one of Judy's attributes is that she's "accommodating." Talk about an understatement! When I look at Judy, I can't help but see, not this hottie with the taped on apron (which would totally come in handy for those frying-bacon-in-the-nude days I have occasionally), but rather Dennis Hopper's love doll in the creepfest River's Edge. Eeek! If you'd like to check out the entire ad,

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GKitty GKitty 8 years
Maybe...I would drown. 'cause I would grab for the john-son and it would't be there!! (repressed memory)
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 8 years
Haha, Gkitty. Talk about useless! Maybe as a flotation device in the pool?
GKitty GKitty 8 years
Well? What good is his ass with out it...
amybdk amybdk 8 years
:rotfl:
GKitty GKitty 8 years
Where's his John-Son?
amybdk amybdk 8 years
And to clarify: she's a sorry excuse for any type of doll.
amybdk amybdk 8 years
Of course he is! Just kidding. I was google image searching this Judy doll and came across John here! As far as I can tell, Judy is a sorry excuse for a doll!
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 8 years
amy. I, uh, was not expecting that in the comments. Please tell me Mr. John isn't part of your personal collection? ;)
amybdk amybdk 8 years
HA! So the female dolls gets to be all "Life-Like in Every Detail" while Mr. John doll here is.... um, what, exactly?
telewyo telewyo 8 years
Eeeeew! And what's with the Free 10 Day Trial!! They really want the dolls returned after people have "tried" them! Gross, gross, gross
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