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Flashback: The Love Rug

Every era has its favorite place for "making love." (Does anyone even say that anymore?) In the '60s, it was anywhere, but preferably in nature. In the '80s, in a boardroom on a conference table after everyone else had left the building. (I'm just making this up, I'll have you know.) In the '70s? For some reason, folks loved doin' the nasty on rugs, in front of fireplaces, while mood lighting and music enhanced the scene. I guess for couples who wanted to swing but were afraid to, the Love Rug gently inducted them into three-ways: "As you stroke, it strokes. The incredibly soft, furlike fibers caress your bodies from head to toe. It's almost like having another lover there with the two of you." A furry rug lover. Sounds sexay to me!


austerity austerity 9 years
I don't mean to ruin the fun, but what's the difference between this love rug and an ordinary 'hairy' rug that could give you the same sensation? Guess they had smart marketing techniques in the '70s too!
justanerd1975 justanerd1975 9 years
Ha ha ha ha sooo nasty P
fuzzles fuzzles 9 years
Eibmoz, ROFLMrugburnedAO!!!
Eibmoz Eibmoz 9 years
Love Rug Giving rug burns to your ass for over 30 years
fuzzles fuzzles 9 years
If a person uses this solo, will they grow hair on their palms?
bella85 bella85 9 years
omg that's scary... :rotfl:
itsme3683 itsme3683 9 years
LOL @ fuzzles! I kid not, that is EXACTLY what I was thinking when I saw that dude!!
chippyshero2066 chippyshero2066 9 years
I'm not sure whom it is fuzzles, but his hair is so curly that he has his own rug.
chippyshero2066 chippyshero2066 9 years
Cancel that poem blog, my poetry muse laughed so hard that she fell out the window after seeing that love rug.
fuzzles fuzzles 9 years
I hate to admit it, but I haven't been able to figure out who the rug stud reminds me of. But, moments ago, it finally came to me. It's as if David Hasselhoff and Will Ferrell bumped uglies and produced a love rug child. I can sleep now.
fuzzles fuzzles 9 years
The Love (rug) is in the air...
chippyshero2066 chippyshero2066 9 years
LMAO. I am hearing Barry White music playing while a couple get it on, on the love rug. This inspires me to write a poem about it in my blog lmao.
jessie jessie 9 years
that is so fucking funny..:rotfl: its the 5th hand..
fuzzles fuzzles 9 years
gina, Yeah. The Love Rug is something that a person wouldn't want to bring to their friendly neighborhood dry cleaners. ;)
fuzzles fuzzles 9 years
Wouldn't rubbing against that rug AND that guy's power-fro make it a foursome?
Glittersniffer Glittersniffer 9 years
Bow chicka WOW WOW! I'm scared to look at pictures of my parents' houses in the 70s now.
ginandsugar ginandsugar 9 years
omg... tell me the love rug is washable...
pink-elephant pink-elephant 9 years
OMGGG!! HAHAHAHAHAAA!! And I must say the fro on this dude is mighty sexay too!
AujahAcorn AujahAcorn 9 years
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