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Florida Teacher Accused of Being Drunk at School Quits

Middle School Teacher of the Year Drunkenly Forces Students to Dance With Her

Florida Teacher Accused of Being Drunk at School Quits

Why teach middle school students boring old reading, writing, and arithmetic when you can show them how to party like a middle-aged rock star? That appears to have been 42-year-old Tampa Bay resident Kylene Nelson's strategy when she got so drunk at school she forced her terrified students to dance with her and then ran to a nearby recreation center where she passed out on some outdoor chairs. Students report being horrified that Nelson appeared to have no underwear on while she rubbed her butt all over them. As one student said, "We all got kinda scared." Jeebus, woman! Get some help. These children are now scarred for life. I am — and I wasn't even there! Click here to read more.

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La-Tua-Cantante La-Tua-Cantante 8 years
My Opinion - that's what I thought! What are they really going to discuss at this meeting?
My-Opinion My-Opinion 8 years
They actually have to have a meeting to see whether or not this moron should teach!! Really!?Seems more like a disgusting pedophile to me.
My-Opinion My-Opinion 8 years
They actually have to have a meeting to see whether or not this moron should teach!! Really!? Seems more like a disgusting pedophile to me.
Pistil Pistil 8 years
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