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Ford Motors New Ad

Slogan. Write One.

So Ford Motors just spent several months (and I'm sure several million dollars) coming up with the following campaign slogan: "Ford. Drive One." Hmmm. Is it just me, or is this ad a little, oh, I don't know. . . LAME?! So we had a little fun over here and came up with our own slogans for everyday activities. Won't you join the fun by adding your own in the comments section?

  • Nachos. Eat Them.
  • Work. Go To.
  • Socks. Wear Them.
  • Toilet. Flush It.
  • Me. Bite Me.
  • Bath. Take One.
  • GiggleSugar. Read It.
purpleisafruit purpleisafruit 9 years
My shorts. Eat them. A cow. Don't have one.
Tashablueyes Tashablueyes 9 years
Oh, and I have one for Ford: Ad men. Ditch them.
Tashablueyes Tashablueyes 9 years
Oxygen, inhale it.
nancita nancita 9 years
Booze. Drink it. (Sorry it's almost happy hour...)
puddlesworth puddlesworth 9 years
maybe their strategy is to get attention by using a stupid motto. alot of commercials I see on tv for successful businesses are annoying or stupid, but I remember them.
lushylashes lushylashes 9 years
hairy legs, shave them
enSue enSue 9 years
**laughs** :D
Leopardcc Leopardcc 9 years
Bukkets. Getz one Cheezburger. Wantz one.
Leopardcc Leopardcc 9 years
Shower. Take one Douchebags. Avoid them.
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 9 years
Slogans. Love Them. :PEPINO:
bluecanary bluecanary 9 years
Deodorant: wear it. Pets: feed them. (I actually do say this to my kids, and I say it just like that) Toilet paper: replace it. Homework: do it. Thinking: try it. :D
controlledspin controlledspin 9 years
For some enemies I have : Life. Get one.
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
Cat. Pet it. Ninja. Learn it. For Savvy: Bills. Pay them. or Money. Save it. For Casa: Home. Decorate it. For Dear: Sex. Have it. or Issues. Blog them. All out for now. I have to "work. go to."
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