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Found! Douche Gets Dumped

Was the fat comment really necessary? Ladies, we must stick together and focus all our negative energy on the douchebag in the shower. Not only is he a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone while dating someone new, but he's a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone — period. I hope this chick grabbed the DB's clothes on her way out the door. Let's see him tiptoe home in his towel. Or in a dainty baby tee perhaps?


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rabidmoon rabidmoon 9 years
Gotta love Mr. and Ms. Insecurity... He..because he must reassert himself by looking at nudie pics of ex on his phone.. and she...because she must do so by making fun of body shape of subject of said nudie pics of ex on his phone. If you ask me, they are made for each other. I would say the ex was the only smart one, but then again she let herself be photographed by Phoneboy soo......GONG.
jennjennnbubba jennjennnbubba 9 years
I hope she flushed the toilet while he was showering before she went for her walk
halletalk halletalk 9 years
HAHAHAHA. That's great.
jackie-b jackie-b 9 years
hahaha I hope she flushed the toilet while he was in the shower and then sent the naked pics to all his contacts on his cell! I'm not sure I would have had the decency to write anything, I'd be too busy screaming and throwing a temper tantrum lol
a-nonny-mouse a-nonny-mouse 9 years
Awwww, I don't think criticizing the Ex's appearance was fair minded. But the wet tool? Toss his phone into the toilet and press his clothing into a sink of cold water before you leave. She obviously still gets him wet. Now, as he scurries home all drippy and moist, his outward appearance will match what he's been hiding.
Angelica Angelica 9 years
baby tee for sure!
yadiet yadiet 9 years
This is a classic!!! halarious. I would of atleast thrown some cold water on his cheating butt!!! btw> how do you guys do all those little cartoons?!
BeautiJunki BeautiJunki 9 years
maybe he just forgot to delete them or may the ex dumped him and he's not over her yet or maybe he's trying to piss her off by dating an anorexic insecure snooper cuz when my flip phone is open the screen goes black to conserve battery...LOL just playing devils advocate :)
mtothawhat mtothawhat 9 years
That guy's a douche to the max.
JustineyBoBeeny JustineyBoBeeny 9 years
Ah... the things you scribble in the heat of the moment. As an afterthought, it probably didn't make much sense to the woman why she left that "FAT, WTF??" comment either. I would have done a lot more than write a note. She used nice handwriting, nonetheless.
mondaymoos mondaymoos 9 years
Oh. My. God. Did I write this note?? I actually think I wrote this note. This is exactly what happened with me and the ex-husband!
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
Dooouuche. :D
trouble450 trouble450 9 years
And why was she looking at his phone. Never mind all that. He's scum.
radarkitty radarkitty 9 years
Yeah she was way too nice. Had that been me, I would have taken the phone with me into the bathroom and thrown it at him. Not only would he get a nice bruise somewhere, his phone would get wet too. Douche.
jessie jessie 9 years
trouble450 trouble450 9 years
Harsh fat comment. While I appreciate her self control not attacking him verbally right then and there, it seems a bit passive aggressive to just write a note and go for a walk. Still - tough situation.
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 9 years
Maybe the fat comment was unnecessary but I'm sure she wasn't thinking about being polite at the moment.
k-squared k-squared 9 years
right on! lol.
kyleemiller kyleemiller 9 years
this just made my day.
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