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Fred Thompson Campaign Gear

On My Shopping List: Fred Thompson Gear — On Sale!

Okay this bargain goes out especially to mymellowman, the most vocal Fred Head we've got. The Fred Thompson Hometown Store is having a huge sale on all their Fred Thompson campaign paraphernalia. Dying for a scented candle that declares your allegiance to the baritone actor/Senator? You're in luck! It's $5, and it smells like peaches! (The candle, not Fred Thompson.)

Under the category of inexplicable, though not entirely useless, you can pick up a sewing kit for less than $3 — in addition to the standard t-shirt/sticker/button fare. Go nuts, the stuff might either be collector's items, or really useful if Fred gets the #2 nod. I also have a hot tip that mymellowman is into the Fred Head Fans, so hurry and get to them before he does!

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remedios remedios 9 years
I am a law and order addict.
mymellowman mymellowman 9 years
Hi Milosmommy, we try and keep it a little light hearted over here! Glad we could bring a smile!
milosmommy milosmommy 9 years
and this is precisely why I added citizensugar to my mysugar page...these comments are hilarious. Even when it's truly a serious topic someone throws in a comment to lighten it up a bit. It's awesome. :)
cine_lover cine_lover 9 years
"What do you want if you get stuck in a house with a ripped shirt in a power outage? A Fred Thompson Sewing Kit and Candle or a "Generation Obama" bumper sticker?" :rotfl:
mymellowman mymellowman 9 years
:wave:
CitizenSugar CitizenSugar 9 years
I didn't realize I was keeping track, but this might be my favorite comment ever! "What do you want if you get stuck in a house with a ripped shirt in a power outage? A Fred Thompson Sewing Kit and Candle or a "Generation Obama" bumper sticker?" Funny, funny stuff :)
mymellowman mymellowman 9 years
Glad I could help! :)
lilkimbo lilkimbo 9 years
This is very true, 3M. I never thought about it that way.
mymellowman mymellowman 9 years
What's not organized about a sewing kit and candle? What do you want if you get stuck in a house with a ripped shirt in a power outage? A Fred Thompson Sewing Kit and Candle or a "Generation Obama" bumper sticker?
lilkimbo lilkimbo 9 years
Although, his never seemed like the most organized campaign.
lilkimbo lilkimbo 9 years
Yeah, the sewing kit strikes me as a little odd, too. The candle seems a little strange, as well.
hausfrau hausfrau 9 years
Who the heck was Fred's deput of swag?? a sewing kit?? really??
mymellowman mymellowman 9 years
I guess I'm just not that classy of a fellow.....
hausfrau hausfrau 9 years
You could always just be like Kanye and say "it would be in good taste to cut the music..."
mymellowman mymellowman 9 years
It's also so distracting when they music starts to raise....
hausfrau hausfrau 9 years
yay!!!
lilkimbo lilkimbo 9 years
A peach scented fan would be really great! And, it is difficult to remember everyone in an acceptance speech, especially when it's for something so exciting.
Shopaholichunny Shopaholichunny 9 years
:MEDAL:
cine_lover cine_lover 9 years
:encore: :encore:
mymellowman mymellowman 9 years
It seems no matter how well of a speech you prepare, you always forget someone...... Though, I would like to thank God for this great honor!
hausfrau hausfrau 9 years
That moved me to tears!! You didn't thank Jesus though..... heathen!
Shopaholichunny Shopaholichunny 9 years
:ROTFL: M3! I just read your long comment! :COCKTAIL:
Shopaholichunny Shopaholichunny 9 years
:ROTFL: M3 got a shout-out! :D
mymellowman mymellowman 9 years
Oh, and I really do love than fan! Too bad that's not peach scented.
mymellowman mymellowman 9 years
I must say that it is total honor to share the page with the great Senator from Tennessee, Mr. Fred Dalton Thompson. Though a year ago it looked like we had a very strong start, it was hard to get the media behind Fred, he fought hard, but in the long run the Presidential Nom was not to be. I do feel sorrow as I continue to look to the future and embrace the possibility of Fred possibly sharing the stage with the Big Mac as his VP nom. Additionally, I would like to thank all those for whom without this would not be possible. (Pulls crumpled paper out of suit jacket) First, I would like to thank Citizen for granting me this great honor. Thank you Fred Thompson for giving me such a great candidate to believe in! You make a pretty great fan too! I would also like to thank Cine, Cabaker, lilkimbo, Shopaholichunny and all of the other amazing Conservative Suagrs! I wouldn't be here without you! I would also like to thank all of those to the left who have spent much time with me as we both attempt to find the flaws in the others logic. (As the get off the stage music starts to rise) They never give you enough time... I'd like to thank all the other members of citizensugar I didn't get to mention, the politicians who gives us something to scrutinize and most importantly, my family for all their support through the years. Thank you!
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