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Friends With Benefits on Twitter

Tweets Girls Say: Friends With Benefits Gone Wrong and Princess Kisses

It's a great time to be alive, people! Not just because it's almost the weekend, but because we're bringing you our weekly installment of the funniest love and sex tweets from the past few days. From cringe-worthy kisses to elevator panic attacks, no topic was left untouched. Scroll on and get giggling.

So close, yet so far.

Hot girls = mean girls.

And the employee of the month award goes to . . .

Click on for more funnies.

Age ain't nothin' but a number.

Emoticon oops!

Third time's a charm?

Spoken like a true period veteran.

Standards — set 'em high.

So, no more friends with benefits?

Self-deprecation at its finest.

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