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From Courtship to Death Cartoon

From Meeting Cute to Marriage to Death: The Short Version

Well, relatively short. This video is only four minutes long, and yet the mind-numbing conventionality of the oh-so-familiar sounding steps from courtship to marriage to death made it seem interminable. I'm pretty cynical (which makes me a closet über-romantic), but even this was a bit much! Love, for this narrator = "You will do as well as anyone else." And sex? "Yeah, roll around me for a while." Sheesh! I got some advice for you stick figures: DON'T DO IT!

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Angelica Angelica 9 years
Soooo funny!
puddlesworth puddlesworth 9 years
At least she wont be disappointed.
raieven raieven 9 years
a few chuckles.
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
omg. why did i just get really anxious over this clip? Oy.
arianell arianell 9 years
It made me feel bad too, anaisethenry. It's more depressing than amusing.
anaisethenry anaisethenry 9 years
That's not me... as Giggle says... it's a bit much... lack of self-esteem much... I dream of being a mother, but I believe that we should also have other aspirations and believe in ourselves even if we never get there. Granted, it's a parody, but geez... it made me feel bad for some reason.
j2e1n9 j2e1n9 9 years
This is the best thing I have seen in a long time!
radarkitty radarkitty 9 years
Sounds like a few people I know!
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