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Funny or Die Instructional Video on How to Land a Cougar

Cougars: The Manual

Ugh, along with the acronym MILF, is there a worse word than "cougar" to describe an older (read: older than 30) woman who remains a sexual being? (I know, I know, cougar describes a woman on the prowl for younger dudes.) In spite of all that, I still think this video is hilarious. I love how, after they define cougar ("an older single woman who frequents clubs and bars looking for innocent young men she can have passionate hate sex with") that guy goes, "Yeah!" Passionate hate sex? Bring it!

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shawnee25 shawnee25 8 years
That's great!! Of course they had to include "Silas" from Weeds and the vagina was hilarious too!!
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 8 years
I hate the word cougar. I wouldn't appreciate being called that if I were older. Well, I wouldn't be looking for younger men anyway, but I'm pretty sure I've seen some actresses being called cougars just because they're older, not even because they're actually with someone younger.
j2e1n9 j2e1n9 8 years
That was awesome. I have no idea what "passionate hate sex" is but its still funny.
retrokitty retrokitty 8 years
hahahahahahahaha it's the kid from Weeds.
chippyshero2066 chippyshero2066 8 years
The video is funny, but I hate the Cougar & MILF terminology.
Lovely_1 Lovely_1 8 years
that picture of the vagina was way too funny! pop it's out there!
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