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Funny Tweets For Women August 2013

Tweets Girls Say: Spanx Sex, Fort-Play, and Buysexuality

Get your weekly dose of funny with the best tweets on dating, sex, and bust size! Every day, women take to Twitter to share their hilarious musings on the highs and lows of relationships and singlehood — and I'm here to share the most relatable, giggle-worthy ones. You may even learn some new lingo. Find out the meanings of "fort-play" and "buysexuality" with this week's tweets girls say!

It just makes sense.

Word.

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The way to a woman's heart . . .

I'd take fort-play over foreplay any day.

Well, it is what it is.

A practical approach.

Just think how those guys feel.

Love isn't free.

I think so?

Get it, girl.

He had me at "naked titties."

It's a rough world we live in.

I'm pretty disturbed by this new information.

Is that too much to ask?

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