Your day is about to get a helluva lot better. . . . It's time for Tweets Girls Say [1]. Give your weekend a dose of funny from our favorite women on Twitter. This week, we've got an eligible bachelor on Tinder, how to know when a relationship is over, and a CVS parking lot proposal. Check 'em out now, and for even more funny, follow us on Twitter [2]!
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— Sputnik Sweetheart (@Verlieren) February 28, 2014 [4]
Wearing my man-gettin' bra.
— Lori (@HeyitsLori) February 26, 2014 [5]
Like 3 homeless men have proposed to me in the CVS parking lot, so no sorry I'm not impressed with your engagement.
— Tricia (@Im_Tricia) February 26, 2014 [6]
Gonna start dating again. This guy on Match, SleepApnea42069, has been so sweet and complimentary. I deserve to be happy, y'know?
— Gretchen (@gentilecoont) February 24, 2014 [7]
Missed Connection: You saw me suck ranch dressing out of my hair after I fell victim to a poorly wrapped McDonald's crispy snack wrap.
— Mandi Harris (@MandiHarris) February 22, 2014 [8]
only on okcupid to find the perfect guy for a murder suicide
— erin (@home_napping) February 27, 2014 [9]
I'm writing an article about anal sex but so far I'm just plagiarizing A Tale Of Two Cities.
— Stephanie Mickus (@smickable) February 25, 2014 [10]
I think I might want to have sex with the husband tonight so I've made it super clear to him that it's the last thing I want to do
— Kim (@Kim_pulsive) February 26, 2014 [11]
I don't have casual sex anymore bc I either get grossed out or fall in love but I wish I could be like hey you wanna fuck boom ok who's next
— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) February 27, 2014 [12]
I can't wait to be one of those girls who loses their identity once they start dating.
— jacqueline carbajal (@jackiecarbajal) February 23, 2014 [13]
You know the relationship is starting to sour when the I gets dropped from "I love you."
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) February 25, 2014 [14]
Sext: I'm at the DMV and I'm not wearing any make up
— sallybrooks (@sbrooks13) February 28, 2014 [15]
Just once, I'd like to open up a hotel "Intimacy Kit" and find one long piece of spaghetti.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) February 27, 2014 [16]