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Funny Tweets For Women Halloween 2013

Tweets Girls Say: Drunk Texting and Boners

Pull your post-Halloween self together for the best tweets of the week! The comediannes of Twitter have kept us giggling with their inappropriate and hilarious musings and advice on sexting, awkward situations, and why Friends is sexually exciting. Also on the agenda, fast food online dating and erection emergencies. Check 'em out now, and don't forget to follow POPSUGARLove on Twitter!

I'm all hot and bothered, I don't know about you.

But that'll do as well.

A typical convo between girlfriends.

Relationship status: "awesome"?

Get more funny after the break!

Joey is pretty sexy.

I'd jump into bed with McDonalds fries, just sayin'.

Easy mistake.

Get it.

Who wouldn't fall for a good pun?

It's a very important decision.

Maybe they have?

Seriously.

Men do love their boners.

When is sober hooking up a thing?

Prove it.

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