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Funny Tweets For Women September 2013

Tweets Girls Say: PumpSIN Spice Lattes, Plan B, and Puppy Missed Connections

It's that time again! No, not tool time, but time for the best tweets of the week! The ladies were full of witty musings and one-liners on a smattering of topics ranging from a love of hot dogs to Fall romance novels. Plus, when you wake up next to a gay man. Give yourself a good end-of-the-week pick-me-up with the funniest tweets for and about women. Enjoy, and don't forget to follow POPSUGARLove on Twitter!

Signs you've gone full cat-lady status.

Though the trees lost their leaves, they'd never lose their love.

It doubles as an aphrodisiac.

Click on for more!

Hey, win-win.

What if my body already does that?

I need this.

No.

Caution: my cuddles may cause heart palpitations.

It's too much to ask. Real people can't love like that.

Now that's a show I'd watch.

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