Valentine's Day [1] is a holiday that's loved among some, but certainly not all, and just as there are singles who don't love the amorous day, there are couples who don't either. If you're someone who's dreading the pressure to buy flowers [2], write sappy love notes, and cover a room in candles, then we might have an easier solution: make them laugh! Ahead, we've rounded up the very best Valentine's Day cards for your partner, friend, or family member that will surely elicit a few chuckles. Take a look!
"I Love You More Than Our Dog Today" Card
"I Love You More Than Our Dog Today" Card [4] ($5)
Secret Rendezvous Card
Secret Rendezvous Card [5] ($5)
Spoon Partner Card
Spoon Partner Card [6] ($7)
Stolen Bike Card
Stolen Bike Card [7] ($3)
"Nugs and Kisses" Card
"Nugs and Kisses" Card [8] ($6)
Hot Stuff Card
Hot Stuff Card [9] ($5)
Favorite Cardio Workout Card
Favorite Cardio Workout Card [10] ($4)
Bow Chica Wow Wow Card
Bow Chica Wow Wow Card [11] ($5)
"Netflix N Chill" Card
"Netflix N Chill" Card [12] ($4)
Fine Pizza Ass Card
Fine Pizza Ass Card [13] ($6)
Eggzactly Right For Me Card
Eggzactly Right For Me Card [14] ($9)
"I Like You How I Like My Coffee . . ." Card
"I Like You How I Like My Coffee . . ." Card [15] ($4)
One in a Melon Card
One in a Melon Card [16] ($9)
I Shaved Card
I Shaved Card [17] ($6)
"You Bring Out the Breast in Me" Card
"You Bring Out the Breast in Me" Card [18] ($5)
Succulent Card
Succulent Card [19] ($5)
Alcohol Fact Card
Alcohol Fact Card [20] ($5)
Hate You the Least Card
Hate You the Least Card [21] ($5)
"I Cannoli See Myself With You" Card
"I Cannoli See Myself With You" Card [22] ($5)
Video Games Card
Video Games Card [23] ($5)
"You're a Fungi" Card
"You're a Fungi" Card [24] ($5)
Strange Diets Card
Strange Diets Card [25] ($5)
"All I Want to Do on Valentine's Day Is You" Card
"All I Want to Do on Valentine's Day Is You" Card [26] ($4)
Worth Five Boyfriends Card
Worth Five Boyfriends Card [27] ($6)
Have You Tried Vodka? Card
Have You Tried Vodka? Card [28] ($6)
Bird Box Card
Bird Box Card [29] ($5)
Missing V Card
Missing V Card [30] ($4)
Noods Card
Noods Card [31] ($6)
Nap, Snacks, You Card
Nap, Snacks, You Card [32] ($5)
"Olive You" Card
"Olive You" Card [33] ($5)
Tinder Card
Tinder Card [34] ($5)
Takeout Card
Takeout Card [35] ($5)
"Alo(v)e You" Card
"Alo(v)e You" Card [36] ($5)
"I Like You More Than Bacon" Card
"I Like You More Than Bacon" Card [37] ($8)
Cute Dwight Love Card
Cute Dwight Love Card [38] ($4)
Stuffed Bear Card
Stuffed Bear Card [39] ($5)
Annoy the Sh*t Out Of Card
Annoy the Sh*t Out Of Card [40] ($5)
Chain Letter Friendship Card
Chain Letter Friendship Card [41] ($6)
Taco Card
Taco Card [42] ($5)
Avocado Toast Card
Avocado Toast Card [43] ($5)
Software Into Hardware Card
Software Into Hardware Card [44] ($3)
Shaving Card
Shaving Card [45] ($5)
Stare at Phone Card
Stare at Phone Card [46] ($5)
"I Love You Blah Blah Blah" Card
"I Love You Blah Blah Blah" Card [47] ($5)
High Expectations Card
High Expectations Card [48] ($6)
Half-Price Candy Card
Half-Price Candy Card [49] ($6)
Doughnut-Lover Card
Doughnut-Lover Card [50] ($5)
"I Love You With All of My Bum" Card
"I Love You With All of My Bum" Card [51] ($3)
Cheesy Card
Cheesy Card [52] ($5)
"You're So Hot" Card
"You're So Hot" Card [53] ($5)
Donald Trump Card
Donald Trump Card [54] ($5)
"Epic Feelings" Card
"Epic Feelings" Card [55] ($6)