Stop! Don't you dare reach for that generic grocery store Valentine's Day card [1]— how boring. Show your significant other [2], or even a friend, how much you love them with something cheeky and clever. Even the little things — like receiving a unique card — don't go unnoticed. From cards that praise your ability to shave for the love holiday to straight-up puns that will make them chuckle, there's no room for cheesy romance here! Not to mention, there's a batch of downright dirty ones for your picking, too. Trust us, these cards won't go into the trash: they'll hang on the fridge all month long. Get a card that will make them laugh out loud with the wide variety of options, ahead!
For Mean Girls Fans: Funny Card for Valentines Day
Does this Funny Card for Valentine's Day [4] ($4, originally $7) remind you of anything? If you've seen Mean Girls [5], you probably know what we're talking about. The inside reads ". . . as hot as I do" and also says "be my Valentine or else."
If You met Online: Internet Dating Funny Valentine's Card
This Internet Dating Funny Valentine's Card [6] ($5) is too true.
For Cat-Lovers: Cat Valentine's Day Card
What's more romantic than a cat? Well, a lot of things, but this Cat Valentine's Day Card [7] ($5) will make them smile.
For Corgi-Lovers: Corgi Love Card
If they like dogs, they'll be all for this Corgi Love Card [8] ($6).
For The Office Fans: My Heart Only Beets For You Cute Pun Valentine's Day
Give an Office fan a laugh this year when you get them this My Heart Only Beets For You Cute Pun Valentine's Day [9] ($6).
For Seinfeld Fans: Spare a Square Funny Valentine's Day Card
Only true Seinfeld fans will get this Spare a Square Funny Valentine's Day Card [10] ($5).
Keep It Naughty: Naughty Taco Valentine's Day Card
This Naughty Taco Valentine's Day Card [11] ($6) is downright dirty.
For The Office Fans: Funny Stanley Hudson Pretzel Day Card
Your partner will realize how much you love them when you get them this Funny Stanley Hudson Pretzel Day Card [12] ($6).
A Brutally Honest Card: Holy Shit Funny Valentine's Day Card
If your relationship has stood the test of time, it only makes sense to get them this Holy Shit Funny Valentine's Day Card [13] ($6).
Keep it Real: Turns Out Valentine's Day Card
Your partner will chuckle when they see this Turns Out Valentine's Day Card [14] ($3).
For Sushi-Lovers: You're My Soymate Greeting Card
All you need is some sushi and chopsticks to make this cute You're My Soymate Greeting Card [15] ($6) complete.
For Borat Fans: Borat Valentine's Card
Movie buffs will crack up when they see this Borat Valentine's Card [16] ($4).
A Sexy Card: Boobs Funny Valentine's Day Card
If you got 'em, flaunt 'em! This Boobs Funny Valentine's Day Card [17] ($12, originally $15) is too funny to pass up.
An Annoying Card: Favorite Person Valentine's Day Card
Your partner will appreciate the honesty of this Favorite Person Valentine's Day Card [18] ($2).
An Honest Card: My Kind of Weird Valentine's Day Card
Anyone will appreciate this cute My Kind of Weird Valentine's Day Card [19] ($4).
For the Foodies: Hangry Funny Valentine's Day Card
Yup, we need this Hangry Funny Valentine's Day Card [20] ($5).
A Relatable Card: Drunk and Sex Valentine's Day Card
Does this Dunk and Sex Valentine's Day card [21] ($6) relate to you? If so, buy it!
For the Dog-Lover: Love You Long Time Funny Valentine's Card
Dog-lover's will swoon over this cute Love You Long Time Funny Valentine's Card [22] ($5).
A Casual Card: Only Person Valentine's Day Card
Your partner will be flattered when you present them with this Only Person Valentine's Day Card [23] ($3).
For the Wanderlust: I Can't Wait to Walk Down the Aisle With You Card
If your wedding got postponed due to the pandemic, make light of it with the help of this I Can't Wait to Walk Down the Aisle With You Card [24] ($4).
For Seinfeld Fans: Sexy George Love Valentine Card
Who could forget this iconic episode of Seinfeld?! We think your SO need this Sexy George Love Valentine Card [25] ($5).
A Sexy Card: Only Package Valentine's Day Card
Be honest when you get them this Only Package Valentine's Day Card [26] ($3).
For The Office Fans: Funny Michael Scott Love Card
This Funny Michael Scott Love Card [27] ($5) is just timeless.
A Naughty Card: Funny Valentine's Scratch-Off Card
Ready to make this V-Day even hotter? Get them this Funny Valentine's Scratch-Off Card [28] ($5), and enjoy!
A Sarcastic Card: You're My Favorite Boyfriend Valentine's Day Card
Give him a run for his money when you get him this funny You're My Favorite Boyfriend Valentine's Day Card [29] ($3).