As a writer for POPSUGAR Love & Sex, I'm constantly on the hunt for beautiful wedding photos. Sometimes the stock images available to us surpass awkward and go to downright bizarre [1]. Seriously, what were these people thinking when they set up the photo shoots? Furthermore, why did the models agree to do this weird crap? Keep reading to check out some of our favorite weird wedding pictures.

Cake of Secrets

That bride is enjoying the frosting, but that groom looks like he's holding a bomb, not a cake.

Apple Break

Nom nom nom, nothing like apples straight from the branch on your wedding day.

So Random

What is going on here? Shirtless [2] man, suitcase, creepy van — somebody help me understand.

Rolling Pin Debacle

This bride is so angry she whipped her rolling pin out. She must mean business.

Boxing Newlyweds

They took a few photos and realized there was something missing. Boxing gloves solved the problem.

Castle For Two

Nothing says "wedding" like a shirtless [3] groom building a sand castle with his bride.

Bathtub Bride

This bride chilling in a jacuzzi tub seems like she needs help.

Fight For the Heart

Why are they fighting over a raw heart? Why? That's twisted.

Naked Pregnant Bride

She's pregnant. She's in lingerie. It makes me feel weird.

Quintessential Boob Grab

Ah yes, the classic bride and groom boob grab photo. A wedding staple.

Club Lovers

The couple who golfs in front of a fake course backdrop together stays together.

Oars, Sunglasses, and General Awkwardness

Everything about this photo makes me uncomfortable for these people.

Santa Slave Boy

This man is on a leash and in a Santa hat. It's not OK.

Squeaky Clean

She's brushing his teeth with a dish scrubber. Do you think this is before or after the nuptials?

Groom in a Box

No additional assembly required.

Lick the Bride

She is way too relaxed about her groom licking her face.