It's a big day in 1D land — the brand-new video for "Steal My Girl" [1] hit the Internet, and tickets for a 2015 US tour went on sale. And if you're anything like me, you watched the new video with a bit of a perplexed look on your face. Sumo wrestlers? A marching band? Danny DeVito? For a song about stealing someone's girl? But it's One Direction, so we just accept the insanity and keep on fangirling [2].
Keep reading to see our seven phases of watching and loving the new video, and watch it in full at the end!
Phase 1: When you realize Danny DeVito is "directing" this video shoot
Source: Paramount Pictures [3]
Phase 2: When you realize Liam is Daddy AF smashing those inhibitions
And it gives you all the feels.
Phase 3: When you totally wish you were this monkey
Who wouldn't want to be cuddled like that by Louis?
Phase 4: When you realize Niall's dance moves haven't ever improved
They weren't joking when they said they really can't dance.
Phase 5: When you can't decide if Harry's leopard-print coat is awful or awesome
I'm going with awful, but Harry makes it look awesome.
Phase 6: When you finally get a Zayn close-up during his high note
And it sounds like angels are singing directly to you.
Phase 7: That "Come to Jesus" moment when the rain falls down and gives us Wet Direction
And let's be real — Wet Direction is the best direction.
Watch One Direction's "Steal My Girl" Music Video
