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Graduation Streaker Dressed in Penis Costume

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Man in Penis Costume 'Streaks' Graduation With Silly String

Streaking your high school graduation in an oversized penis costume? Funny. Streaking a high school graduation when you're not graduating and have no business being there in the first place in a penis costume? Creepy. Calvin Morette, age 19, crashed this year's Saratoga Springs High School graduation dressed in his Sunday best — an inflatable six-foot penis costume — even though he already graduated last year. To make matters worse, Calvin had silly string. Lots and lots of silly string. I'd say someone's darn ballsy — and in need of a girlfriend, maybe? To read more on the story, click here.


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fuzzles fuzzles 9 years
What a tool! :)
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 9 years
I can get someone doing that when they're actually in the graduating class. But when you've already graduated from there and you go back to do that, it's a little sad.
AKirstin AKirstin 9 years
I'd guess he's more in need of a boyfriend. :P
lenepocket lenepocket 9 years
WOW That is definately original. No one did anything remotely close at my graduation!!! :( I think it's funny though...
NyckieRocks NyckieRocks 9 years
wow, figures this would come from my high school (class of '01! woot!)... I'm sad that noone tried to pull any shenanigans when I graduated there! lol
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