Here's one thing we don't have to worry about, ladies — going bald! (I can't use "ladies" now without thinking of Demetri Martin's claim that you can make anything sound 100 percent creepier by just adding "ladies" to the end.) Anyway, this guy decided to take his receding hairline into his own hands by creating a partial toupee using the clippings from his beard and sideburns which he then glues onto his head with Elmer's. I guess if you tackle your male pattern baldness as a crafts project, you can have some fun while freaking out about going bald.
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