Women's lingerie can admittedly get a little bit complicated. But this guy is so confused by the exotic creature also known as the thong that he shared his bewildered reaction with the world. Calling them "dangerous" and seeming genuinely concerned, he asks "Do you think they allow these in prison? I'm surprised they let you take them on planes. They do let you take them on planes right?" He gestures wildly with the black lacy "choker necklace for your crotch" (his words precisely) as he tries to understand the concept of the underwear. His bemusement is a little concerning considering thongs are not really all that uncommon, but the most worrisome thing of all is that he apparently picked up the pair on the side of the road. Watch the video and see if he is for real or really full of sh*t.