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Heelarious Baby's First High Heels


Heelarious? Heel no! Baby's first high heels are just so wrong I'm not going to waste space pointing out the obvious. Just look at that picture above. I don't even wear high heels, so the idea that an infant needs "completely soft, fully functional high heel crib shoes" is just dumb. What's next, baby's first thong?


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eastcoastgirl eastcoastgirl 7 years
:( Nooo
Mesayme Mesayme 8 years
Hell just got a little bit closer...umm, umm, umm. What's next jock straps for boys?
Isista Isista 8 years
That's just scary and wrong; heels can be dangerous for adults to wear, so hey, let's start 'em young! But I do like that little dress :)
chippyshero2066 chippyshero2066 8 years
I agree putting heels on a baby is just wrong. Not only that but those things would pinch the arches of her feet.
Autumns_Elegy Autumns_Elegy 8 years
I work in a mall and often enough I see kids under ten wearing heeled knee high boots. I think its cute as if their booties are flats but heels, even small ones, should NOT go on kids under ten.
bibelot bibelot 8 years
I think these would be a cute gag gift for a baby shower - but the idea of actually putting these on a BABY freaks me out.
bugsbrat bugsbrat 8 years
they're cute in a weird way! wouldn't buy them though!
Keefs Keefs 8 years
Thats seriously creepy!!ughhh!!how can ppl think its cute???!
SweetGeorgia SweetGeorgia 8 years
for true dolly parton fans!
jennjennnbubba jennjennnbubba 8 years
babyhiccups babyhiccups 8 years
I love these
elephantheart elephantheart 8 years
Okay, somebody was totally stretching to make a buck. Trying to find an untapped market. I think this hasn't been made yet for a very good reason. Completely weird!
zombielove zombielove 8 years
these creep me out. it's like a child toucher thought of em. bleh.
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 8 years
Who decides things like this are necessary? I heard about this earlier today and thought it was a joke.
puddlesworth puddlesworth 8 years
child sexual exploitation.
colormesticky colormesticky 8 years
Nothing says good times like early onset hip degeneration.
rabidmoon rabidmoon 8 years
vanessasworld vanessasworld 8 years
I actually saw a 7- or 8-year-old girl wearing high heeled pink suede boots with fur and tassels at school about 3 months ago and thought "well if someone's not grooming her to be a stripper I don't know what the heck they were doing putting her in those ridiculous shoes." I just had that same thought...
controlledspin controlledspin 8 years
Are they called the Jean Bonet Ramsey shoes?
Gabriela14815884 Gabriela14815884 8 years
I saw these on lilsugar and they are so ridiculous, I'm surprised they are even on the market :roll:
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