What's the deal with all these celebrity divorces [1]? Country musician Jake Owen has announced his divorce to his wife of three years, Lacey Buchanan [2], and we're trying to stay positive here, but sheesh — first Miranda and Blake [3], now this? Our only consolation is totally, ridiculously shallow. Jake Owen is superhot [4], and with his new haircut, we can't help but have a huge crush on the newly minted bachelor. Too soon? Probably. But the heart wants what it wants.