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How to Seduce Women Through Hypnosis

What is a loser man's last resort at gettin' the babes? High on that list, I imagine, is hypnosis. It's very hard to believe this isn't some kind of SNL parody, but people, it's real. Basically, some mustachioed middle-aged man narrates very slowly over a scene of a dude enticing a woman back to her place — so that he can hypnotize her and then make out with her while she's under his spell. This pathetic video played at the Found Footage Festival, along with heckling from the audience. This guy's moves are making the gettin' chicks with magic tricks video look like good advice.

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Beauty Beauty 8 years
Creepola. They should have called this video "How To Rape." I agree, the commentary was great.
Barb-b Barb-b 8 years
love the commentary
Beastiegirl5 Beastiegirl5 8 years
Wow...whoever actually purchased that back in '92 totally got ripped off. Like Giggle said- I can't believe this wasn't some sort of parody. It reminds me of Eric Weber's "Picking Up Girls Made Easy," (google to title for the blogs with free MP3s of the 70's vinyl masterpiece- it's pretty priceless) but this video isn't as funny. Just creepy.
nanaaa nanaaa 8 years
george bush has fucked us for the last 8 years without it
momma-tikita momma-tikita 8 years
wha?! :rotfl:
maureenea maureenea 8 years
Oh dear god. Couldn't having sex with hypnotized people possibly be considered rape?
QueenB75 QueenB75 8 years
doubleu. tee. eff.
smartiez smartiez 8 years
I love the guys in the background.
se7a7n7 se7a7n7 8 years
WOW!!! You don't have to be a hypnotist. Once a girl invites you in her room as soon as you walk in her apt, you're 95% of the way there.
RubberDogTurds RubberDogTurds 8 years
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