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It's been a while since I've read French, but I think even with a translator this would make no sense. And anyway, I prefer the mystery of being able to go, "WTF?!" From what I can put together, this thing allows you to tan everywhere, including where the sun don't shine! It also frees up your hands (which would have been doing what exactly?). Color me confused.


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jennjennnbubba jennjennnbubba 8 years
multiple flavors :?
pink-elephant pink-elephant 8 years
what happens when you take it out? will you still have pale circles in your @$$crack??
lynbird lynbird 8 years
No way! That's great in a weird, off-the-wall, European way.
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 8 years
I was thinking the same thing, Nyckie. Plus - what if you fell asleep... and got sunburned there... and it rubbed together all day long. Eek!
yadiet yadiet 8 years
NyckieRocks NyckieRocks 8 years
Who needs their crack tanned, anyway? I mean, do they have someone looking at it going, "Daaannng! Your crack is WHITE!" lol 'Cuz if someone was THAT close to MY crack, I'd hope they weren't worried about how TAN it is! LOL!
Lilie Lilie 8 years
Don't talk to me about it :p
turtlefreak turtlefreak 8 years
There are some places that are not supposed to be tan!!
Lilie Lilie 8 years
It's a joke, and not a very tasteful one ;) "Tan everywhere with GOLDENCRACK" "The ass-opener that lets you tan in the crack hands-free" "Exists in multiple flavors" "Don't use for a while without conjugal consent"
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