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Husband Puts Wife on Sale. Is eBay Bidding the Best Revenge?

A husband in the UK has perhaps found a new use for eBay — auctioning off his allegedly adulterous wife. He put up a listing offering his “cheating, lying, adulterous slag of a wife” to the highest bidder. The link to the wife auction zoomed around the web. The wife on sale denies any affair and cops are now investigating Paul for harassment.

The web-entrepreneuring husband who's also a father of two (yikes) said, “I started checking her emails and I realized the rumors were true. They had been discussing their sex life together and making plans for the future. I was absolutely destroyed. I gathered all her stuff in bags and dumped it in the drive.” And then in a rage promptly posted her to eBay. Bids reached almost a million bucks before he removed the posting because he realized, "it wasn’t the right thing to do." It hasn't been determined whether cheating actually occurred.

Is this crazy? While some women face much harsher consequences for suspected adultery than an online auction posting, did this man go too far? Is it just a silly lover's spat that made it on the Internet? Would you do something similar?

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Jazz-Z Jazz-Z 9 years
I'm in agreement with you AK. What he did was a very passionate act which proves how much he must have cared. People do rash things when they have that much passion. No one can guess what either of them have been through with each other, but there are actually worse things than having your laundry aired to the world. There are really more important news stories out there...and life goes on.
AKirstin AKirstin 9 years
Wow, people sure get emotional over this stuff. Humans fuck up, even when they love each other. It's not the end of the world, and it doesn't always mean the end of the love. Love is *messy* and imperfect.
Meike Meike 9 years
The immature part of me says, "Yeah, great punishment for any idiot cheater!" The mature part of me say, "Hello, have you had your daily dose of self-control, today?" Naturally, I am innately vindictive and I wish the worst for people who commit selfish, hurtful acts like cheating with no remorse. At the same time, is there another side to this story? A better man would not do what this husband did. It makes me question him as a person and maybe his wife tried to temporarily escape the relationship by being with someone else who treats her better.
Sun_Sun Sun_Sun 9 years
monday-------u r def a great example!!!! i admire ur work!!! and may i add, ur extremely creative!!!
leeluvfashion leeluvfashion 9 years
Well in a way she deserved it however it wasn't the right thing to do; I would have taken her favorite expensive piece of wardrobe and shred it (still not right however you can't be charged,lol.)
zeze zeze 9 years
He's sort of nuts, but compared to cheating, what he did isn't so bad. 1 - I feel bad for the kids with these parents. 2 - If I get cheated on, I wouldn't tell the world. I would think there is some embarrassment in your wife cheating on you, going behind your back, lying, wanting someone else...etc.
EvilDorkGirl EvilDorkGirl 9 years
OK... this was OBVIOUSLY a joke. Clearly this dude didn't expect to actually get paid. He was just publicly burning his wife. Personally, I think it's freaking hilarious. As are the things Monday did. I agree that it's not classy, but to sue him for harassment? Come on. You can't possibly expect to mess around on your loved one and have it kept private. I think when you screw up you need to be able to deal with the consequences of your actions, including public humiliation. Maybe if she had ended things in a more adult way (such as, "Honey, we need to split up, I don't love you anymore") he would have acted more like an adult. As far as the kids go -- no parent is perfect. Every parent does something to mess their kid up or scar them for life, some worse than others. I mean, it's not like they're beating their kids. If this is all they have to deal with, no biggie. They'll get over it, and have a hell of a story to tell their college buddies.
milosmommy milosmommy 9 years
I'm with you ex-husband cheated on me too. Unfortunately I wasn't as creative as you. I realy wish I would have thought of that stuff. lol. I say once you go as low as to cheat on me you're fair game for me to throw some unpleasantness your way.
pinkprincess1101 pinkprincess1101 9 years
wtf yerteryear i couldnt stop laughing
Jazz-Z Jazz-Z 9 years
Well yester that sounds more evil than the EBAY idea and certainly a lot more work. He would be out a million bucks in one day and she would be out a lucrative TV offer.
yesteryear yesteryear 9 years
i think this is brilliant. you cheat, you deserve it. but he could make a lot more money if he just got her addicted to crack and sold her on the streets rather than over the internet. he could get paid every day, rather than in one lump sum. anyway, just my thoughts.
mondaymoos mondaymoos 9 years
I too would like a jaunty sailor emoticon. I don't generally use them... but that would be an exception.
mondaymoos mondaymoos 9 years
I agree it wasn't right. I know I'm being really defensive of this guy... but it's only because I've been there and it's hella hard to deal with. I still can't have a functional relationship because of it.
Jazz-Z Jazz-Z 9 years
Come to think of it, he really helped her out. She can now take the offer for $1,000,000 herself and will be able to also afford her next divorce.
Jazz-Z Jazz-Z 9 years
The depth of his humiliation must have been pretty great in order to justify such a scheme since he would also be ruining his own reputation in the process. Maybe they don't have any kids. I think it is rather funny myself and in the end she can always say someone was willing to pay a million dollars for her. I wonder why he didn't take the money and run. Maybe I should put myself up on EBAY. She's a celebrity should only be a matter of days before she get's an offer for reality TV.
harmonyfrance harmonyfrance 9 years
Damn sailors! If I could I would follow this with a jaunty little sailor emoticon, but alas such a thing doesn't exist. (hint, hint, teamsugar)
Jude-C Jude-C 9 years
:rotfl: CaterpillarGirl! MondayMoos, I see what you're saying, but I do think this guy crossed a line in a very telling way. I'm not saying anyone should be expected to react to infidelity calmly--I certainly wouldn't, and a certain amount of rage and lashing out is justifiable (by the way, all the stuff you did to your husband was hilarious!--but, like I say, there are limits to everything. This goes even beyond public humiliation. What this guy did was to basically set his wife up, complete with identifying picture, for global humiliation. It rather reminded me of a public stoning, in a way. That, to me, goes beyond the natural desire to hurt the person that hurt you, into just plain cruelty. It's one thing to have the impulse to do something like this, another to actually act on it. That shows a lack of basic self-control that I do think is telling. I don't know if I'd consider it prosecutable (probably not), but it definitely makes me shake my head. Even he realized he'd gone too far--after all, he did take it down and said he realized it wasn't the right thing to do.
pinkprincess1101 pinkprincess1101 9 years
lmfao monday
CaterpillarGirl CaterpillarGirl 9 years
I wonder how much shipping would be for that? would she be considered "vintage, slightly worn"
mondaymoos mondaymoos 9 years
It's hard to know what a mature response to cheating is, Jude C. Betrayel is a hard emotion to deal with. I'd think if someone was just like "Well. That sucks. See you later!" it says a lot about how little that person cared in the first place.
hartsfull hartsfull 9 years
I agree with everyone. :) Don't get me wrong, I don't condone cheeting, but he does seem like a jerk, we don't know her side. Stuff humliating kids is awful too. It sounds like he wasn't thinking of them. Of couse, maybe her either. I think I have to go. My son wants to go to the lake. We're going to do that. bye ladies! :wave: :hug:
KrisSugar KrisSugar 9 years
ah, you're right monday. what are you gonna do? move on. there is so much life to be lived! i found out not too long ago that the same thing happened to my grandpa. i didn't even know he was married before he met my grandmother, and they were married for over 50 years. it was a little shocking at first, and then I realized it didn't even matter. it made me feel a little closer to grandpa as well, that he experienced love and loss just like me. then he met my beautiful granny and the rest was history!
Jude-C Jude-C 9 years
Judging by the maturity level of his reaction to her cheating, I'd say he wasn't much of a catch to begin with, although that doesn't excuse her, either.
jennifer76 jennifer76 9 years
She should have, sure. But that doesn't excuse his behavior. :? Kids caught in the middle of parental wars are miserable. But, you're right I should have condemned her, too. Cheating is bad enough but when you have kids I personally believe you're cheating on them too. Horrible.
mondaymoos mondaymoos 9 years
HILARIOUS, hartsfull! :D Eh, what are you going to do, Kris. I knew what I was getting into when I married a sailor, as stereotypical as that sounds. Now, if only I could get this divorce finalized...
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