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International Male

What's Tackier?

As an International Male (does that mean gigolo?), you need to emphasize and upholster your man business. I've learned things perusing this catalog's startling pictures that I may never recover from. There's a push-up thong that has "padding hidden inside" that "lifts you up and out." Men can also purchase onesie girdles called Side Trimmers, which hide love handles "for a sleek, lean silhouette under tight-fitting fashions." Please — no tight fitting International Male fashions! I. Can't. Take. It. What would you be more appalled to find out your man was wearing — what's tackier?

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Fancy04 Fancy04 9 years
:ROTFL: soooooooooooo funny and gross.
princessAlexi princessAlexi 9 years
eeeeew!! They're both so gross but thanx for a good laugh.
colormesticky colormesticky 9 years
At least with the girdle he could try to convince me it was for back support or something. The thong- just no.
ekdkdk1 ekdkdk1 9 years
That was a tough decision seeing as they were both pretty horendous. :SICK:
Gabriela14815884 Gabriela14815884 9 years
That onsie is just awful lol
misslarue misslarue 9 years
The padded thong is the worst.
sweetypieinsc sweetypieinsc 9 years
These aren't as bad as some of the stuff I've seen men wear to the beach and pools in Europe...I promise you...
pickle pickle 9 years
I am horrified, not least because this is the best that men could possibly ever hope to look in these. Picture either panty on the last guy you saw naked... yikes
JennyJen2 JennyJen2 9 years
International Male Model cracks me up. I sent these magazines to all of my family members.
lorenashley lorenashley 9 years
ok so i tied it up at 44...someone PLEASE come and vote for that onesie!!!
Schaianne Schaianne 9 years
The onesie ... but both are horrible!
SweetDream SweetDream 9 years
As much as I would crack up if my guy was wearing either (especially the first one yikes) , no one calls it tacky when women try to stuff themselves in girdles or push up bras.
wiciltd wiciltd 9 years
the dude in the onesie looks like he's wearing a pad.. ha ha They should use those for hemorrhoids when guys are bleeding out the tushie
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
I can't even vote on this. This is the funniest most ludicrous thing I've ever seen. I can't wait to look through the catalog.
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