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It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

In honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, we thought we'd revive an old post and throw these pirate pick-up lines yarrr way. Enjoy!

Pick-up lines are usually weak and ineffective, but have you been approached by a pirate lately? Those pirates really know how to work what they got and I must admit, a few of these lines are so wrong and absurd, they strike me funny bone and almost hook me interest. Here arrrrrrrre a few:

  • I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
  • Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?
  • Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
  • Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?
  • So you're the new cabin boy, eh?
  • You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!
  • Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
  • See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, baby.
  • Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.
  • Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.

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UrbanBohemian UrbanBohemian 9 years
Hooray for Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!!! :-D
jennytrauma jennytrauma 9 years
todays my birthday, my bf called me with a pirate birthday wish.
gooey-munster gooey-munster 9 years
"Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight." Me fav!
glam-sugar glam-sugar 9 years
Angelica Angelica 9 years
"Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?" I'm gonna have to use this somehow. You kill me giggle.
junebrug junebrug 9 years
Those are hilarious! I like the last one best.
ninjastarlett ninjastarlett 10 years
arr... wonderous booty. lol
ALSW ALSW 10 years
Nice. Love the poopdeck one.
bookgirl bookgirl 10 years
Nice, I'm sending this link to my friend who insists on dressing as a pirate every Halloween. Now she'll at least have some good pick up lines.
HistoryGeek913 HistoryGeek913 10 years
lol! Love it!
sweetheart_450 sweetheart_450 10 years
Haha! The first one is funny.
BlairBear BlairBear 10 years
I especially like the 'poop deck' one, that made me giggle.
gigglesss gigglesss 10 years
ahaha. those are silly
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