But wait. I haven't even gotten to the best part yet. They're stripping to Simply Red's "If You Don't Know Me By Now." C'mon, dudes. You call that stripping? Touching your long, flowing locks? Caressing your ripped abs? If women strippers took off that little they'd be booed off the stage! I want to know what's underneath those high-waisted, acid washed jeans! (Well, not really.) I guess when your audience is made up of cute little aunties and grandmas, it makes sense. Cheese factor: 10.
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