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Introducing: "Moantones" Ringtones

Introducing: "Moantones" Ringtones

As if cell phones aren't obnoxious and annoying enough, some horny bastard is marketing a new line of erotic ring tones called Moantones. His name is Johnny Carcinogen (how appropriate) and he runs a website where peeps can download robot voices, sexy screams, dirrty talk, and spanking sounds straight to their phones. Oy vey. But I think it's safe to say that the punks with these ringtones probably don't get many calls anyway. One would need (girl)friends for that.

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Schaianne Schaianne 9 years
That's just sick.
demonkitty18 demonkitty18 9 years
haha i can actually imagine a few of my guy friends gettin that as a joke
soberness soberness 9 years
omg .. imagine sitting on like the bus or the subway and hearing that . that's fucked up , lol .
lorenashley lorenashley 9 years
is this for real???
lorenashley lorenashley 9 years
is this for real???
mandykw mandykw 9 years
I want to kick Johnny Carcinogen in the nads
KeepinItreal KeepinItreal 9 years
KeepinItreal KeepinItreal 9 years
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