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Invention Alert: Fast Food Feedbags!

Pizza crusts filled with cheese and meat. Monster portions. Obesity at an all-time high. It wouldn't surprise me if a fast food chain did in fact come up with a feedbag you could strap to your face for hands-free gorging. As this Onion spoof suggests, "The innovative design of the feedbag meal does away with the hassles of chewing and stopping to breathe." Sadly, I've seen people for whom that would be an awesome proposal.


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soapbox soapbox 9 years
I have to be perfectly honest; watching this video made me feel slightly nauseous.
rabidmoon rabidmoon 9 years
Feed-hoses....for drive thru!! *dies laughing* This all made me feel vaguely queasy.
k-squared k-squared 9 years
Rofl.. this is kind of sad when I think about it, though. It looks demeaning to eat like a horse. Maybe that's the point; we're human, so we need to slow down and eat like humans!
Fitness Fitness 9 years
I think a feed trough could solve many of my family dinner problems. I have a toddler that doesn't like to chew.
fashionista21 fashionista21 9 years
LMAO ewww that is so nasty! Ok, our society may be bad with food but this would never happen..at least i hope not.
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 9 years
It would make me feel embarrassed and saddened if this was real. It would show how awful our food culture is that we'll settle for mediocre food blended together in a feed bag so we can eat even faster and probably in big over sized portions too.
Toasteh Toasteh 9 years
Umm... that's kind of disgusting.
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