The Situation on Himself
- "Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal."
- "You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off."
- "Some days I'm Uncle Situation, other days I'm Dr. Situation, I'm Chef Situation . . . Bang Your Girl Situation . . . I'm like a pretty deep dude."
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