With their own language and unforgettable quotes, the characters on the Jersey Shore are poised to package their catchphrases as advice. But I never thought Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino would be the first author in the bunch.
The six-pack will pen his advice in a self-help book titled Here's the Situation, which will be published this November. He'll offer up tips for getting his trademark abs, grooming, and GTLing to complement the workout video and vitamins he's already peddling.
If I were going to take advice from any character, it'd probably be Snooki — she's far from perfect, but her self-deprecating humor makes her almost human. What about you?