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Ladies, Break Out the Champagne

Years ago, there was a myth floating around that a woman over 30 had a better chance of getting hit by a bus than of getting married. The latest breaking animal news that male chimps prefer older females is perhaps even more depressing.

I don't even want to get married, but is this what I have to look forward to? Either getting hit by a bus or hit on by a chimp?

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GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 10 years
Oh, Pinkperfectpixie (I'll try to say that 10 times fast!), that was not the point of this, to make you depressed! (Although go for the chocolate, by all means). I was making fun of the people who write these stories and try to make women feel bad (maybe not so much the chimp story, but definitely the "getting hit by a bus" story). Stay strong, lady, and eat all the chocolate you want!!!
Pinkperfectpixie Pinkperfectpixie 10 years
Oh great! So the chances of a divorced 34 year old mother of three are reallllly slim to none!!! I'm depressed now...where's my chocolate???
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