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Law & Order Theme Song Spoof

Rejected Law & Order Theme Song

This must be one of the rejected Law & Order theme songs—spoken word edition. It sounds like it was submitted by teenage girls at a slumber party after sneaking some booze from their parents liquor cabinet and playing "light as a feather, stiff as a board." Or perhaps I'm reading too much into it.

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