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Learn How to Dance Good With Alphonso

With a name like Alphonso, the dancing's gotta be good. I love me a man with creepy facial hair and a masterful command of the hip thrust. Oh, Alphonso, will you be my private dancer? A dancer for money? Will you do what I want you to do?

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AyrtonSenna AyrtonSenna 8 years
Hey, GiggleSugar, this Alphonso jerk stole my moves! It took me years on the London club scene to get these nailed down. Can I sue him? I never found the woman of my dreams with them though. Maybe these moves really are just crap?
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 8 years
Your mom and aunt sound like my kinda ladies! ;)
jessie jessie 8 years
bad jessie, bad, bad, :oops: sorry giggle, didn't see you had wrote that! funny thing is, my mom and aunt used to dress up like tina and lip sing at bars and that was one of the songs...it reminded me..:oy:
jessie jessie 8 years
private dancer, dancer for money...do what you want me to do..:rotfl:
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 8 years
Those hip thrusts were super sexxxy.
k-squared k-squared 8 years
He talks kinda like Batman. haha.
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