Skip Nav
Gift Guide
37 Fairidescent Products For Girls With Shiny, Rainbow, Sparkle Vibes
Wedding
Why Do We Have Separate Engagement and Wedding Bands?
Sex
31 NC-17 Movies That Are Basically Porn With a Plot

Learn How to Dance Good With Alphonso

With a name like Alphonso, the dancing's gotta be good. I love me a man with creepy facial hair and a masterful command of the hip thrust. Oh, Alphonso, will you be my private dancer? A dancer for money? Will you do what I want you to do?

Around The Web
Join The Conversation
AyrtonSenna AyrtonSenna 8 years
Hey, GiggleSugar, this Alphonso jerk stole my moves! It took me years on the London club scene to get these nailed down. Can I sue him? I never found the woman of my dreams with them though. Maybe these moves really are just crap?
AyrtonSenna AyrtonSenna 8 years
Hey, GiggleSugar, this Alphonso jerk stole my moves! It took me years on the London club scene to get these nailed down. Can I sue him? I never found the woman of my dreams with them though. Maybe these moves really are just crap?
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 8 years
Your mom and aunt sound like my kinda ladies! ;)
jessie jessie 8 years
bad jessie, bad, bad, :oops: sorry giggle, didn't see you had wrote that! funny thing is, my mom and aunt used to dress up like tina and lip sing at bars and that was one of the songs...it reminded me..:oy:
jessie jessie 8 years
bad jessie, bad, bad, :oops: sorry giggle, didn't see you had wrote that! funny thing is, my mom and aunt used to dress up like tina and lip sing at bars and that was one of the songs...it reminded me..:oy:
jessie jessie 8 years
private dancer, dancer for money...do what you want me to do..:rotfl:
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 8 years
Those hip thrusts were super sexxxy.
k-squared k-squared 8 years
He talks kinda like Batman. haha.
This Poor Pup Has an Interesting Phobia
Interspecies Lovin': A Dog, a Cat, and a Rat
Happy Caturday!
Happy Caturday!
South Park Takes On Rob Schneider (Remember Him?)
French Fries & Ketchup Artist
Why You Shouldn't Choose Embarrassing Passwords

POPSUGAR, the #1 independent media and technology company for women. Where more than 75 million women go for original, inspirational content that feeds their passions and interests.

From Our Partners
Latest Love
All the Latest From Ryan Reynolds