The Palin clan, Track, Trig, Willow, Bristol, and Piper (um, just listed by memory, look out!) are as well-known for their unique monikers than almost anything. While there are stories behind all of the names, the boys might have gotten theirs just so they'd appear all the more manly. One name expert says, "Short names like these are given by people who want their kids to be masculine. She's athletic, she's coached kids, so maybe that's part of her value system." Want some of that value system in your own name, cursing your own dumb luck for not being born a Palin?
Wait no more! This brilliant afternoon time-suck is the most fun you'll have with Sarah Palin all year. Promise. Just enter in your own name, and out comes your if-Sarah-Palin-named-you name. Let's just say, as a proud "Hen Waffle Palin," I'm sure I'd fit right on in on the campaign trail. What's your Palin name? Maybe it'll be so good, you'll want a tattoo of it . . .