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Little Beauties: Ultimate Kiddie Queen Showdown

Brace Yourself: Lil Pageant Queens

They know how to bat those false eyelashes, smile real pretty, pose for the camera, and strut in a bathing suit. They're pageant queens and they're only six. VH1's Little Beauties: Ultimate Kiddie Queen Showdown follows four girls (and their hypercritical stage mothers) through the preparatory process and behind-the-scenes emotions leading up to the crowning of one cutie "ultimate beauty." The take-home lesson? There's no such thing as natural beauty. That's why there's Aqua Net.

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pinupsweetheart pinupsweetheart 9 years
I agree with EkDkDk1. All the moms look mostly overweight with bad hair, bad clothes, bad makeup. Do they spend all their money on making their little girls look like real Skipper Dolls? Seriously? The crowns are two sizes bigger than their head!!!
cottonpoots cottonpoots 9 years
I would never do this to my children, no matter what. Scarred for life!
ekdkdk1 ekdkdk1 9 years
Those mom's are almost all overweight, talk about living vicariously through those poor kids. And, I am sorry, but they don't look real, I would much rather see a cute makeup less kid then those girls.
ronja ronja 9 years
This is horrible. And sad.
uacosj uacosj 9 years
so much orange!
nancita nancita 9 years
Wow. It does feel so wrong. Is it just me, or does "flipper" sound a bit too much like "fluffer"?
SweetDream SweetDream 9 years
Why is this legal? Honestly, I have never worn so much make up in my life and I'm in university not preschool! It is so sad that these horrible parents make their daughters feel that the only way they will be beautiful and loved is if they wear tons of make up frilly dresses, lil bikinis and fake tans. I hope those parents do not become surprised if some of those kids develop eating disorders and depression. And I definately agree that the moms are living through their daughters!
Amity-A Amity-A 9 years
So sad
KiDoE KiDoE 9 years
:( i felt like a perv watching this. "she can still roll!!!!!!!!!!!" please dont post KIDDIE stuff anymore :(
JustineyBoBeeny JustineyBoBeeny 9 years
Sick, sick, sick. Absolutely sickening. That last mom actually was speaking as if she had won, and not her daughter. The only enjoyment those girls get out of doing those things is seeing their crazy-ass mom's smile.
ChestyLaRue ChestyLaRue 9 years
They look like Polly Pocket dolls. Nuff said
lickety-split lickety-split 9 years
my girls have wanted to enter one of these for a long time. wow, i thought little miss sunshine was a joke. the girls look so freakish. i won't even let my girls wear lip gloss because it's such a mess. fake lashes, fake tan, fake teeth. maybe the title should be "ultimate costume".
Martini-Rossi Martini-Rossi 9 years
r all pageant moms overweight? is that a requirement?
GothSugar GothSugar 9 years
Not funny..more like sickening..notice how their moms are all overweight and more excited then the girls themselves...sad..that's all I have to say.
anaisethenry anaisethenry 9 years
:rotfl:Sorry, I counted wrong...
Jennipoo Jennipoo 9 years
so wrong. so very very wrong. remember in little miss sunshine... the pedophile in the audience... yea....
Bookish Bookish 9 years
Way to go, pageant moms, for making Barbie dolls of your daughters and teaching them that artificially altered beauty is more important than brains. Or kindness. Or talent. I agree with Nadia- these moms all look like they need a little more exercise. Living through your daughter, much? It's disgusting.
UrbanBohemian UrbanBohemian 9 years
Why do parents do this to their kids? What kind of values does this instill kids with in life? Sheesh!
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
They look like little porcelain dolls. And I don't mean that in a good way. Think about someone wearing that much make up at 50 years old! Anyway - it's just another way for parents to show off their children. I guess everyone wants their child to be more special than anyone elses. :oy:
NadiaPotter NadiaPotter 9 years
so horrible!!! I mean, I don't mean to offend, but all their moms looks like they need a makeover (and a diet, and a exercise routine...) and here we come again: treat girls like GIRLS!! little girls, not barbies, so horrible...
misslarue misslarue 9 years
So wrong....
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