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Little Miss Perfect: Terrifying

Little Miss Perfect, a WeTV program about child beauty pageants, should totally dispel the myth that pageants encourage young girls to act and look like grown women before their time. Au contraire! Kid beauty pageants in fact encourage young girls to act like campy gay men in drag, or those men's fantasies of what women are. Uh, OK. All better?

amanda44ni amanda44ni 8 years
They look like little Kelly's freakin' me out
lindssaurussss lindssaurussss 8 years
whats really bad is the swimsuit contests...i really see no point in that. But it reminds me of little miss sunshine. lol
smaine07 smaine07 8 years
Oh. my. goodness. They really are creepy looking little people.
sleepypie sleepypie 8 years
Utterly disturbing. Other than that, I have no words.
smartiez smartiez 8 years
Wow... some of them looked older than me! :o Ugh, that is just... ugh. Sad.
KAT0002 KAT0002 8 years
i've caught a few episodes of this show.
heatherhas heatherhas 8 years
"I would totally go shopping and spend all of the money her credit cards." :barf:
Pistil Pistil 8 years
Ick. The way these girls are made up and taught to act is just beyond creepy.
queenegg queenegg 8 years
I watched one of these shows over the weekend and it was scary. Those girls were made to look like mid-twenty year olds in the 90's.
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