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Lobsters Found in Man's Pants

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Six Lobsters Are Found in Man's Pants

A San Diego man was busted for poaching when fish and game wardens noticed "odd bulges" in his pants. Wish I could've seen how that went down: "Is that a lobster in your pants? Or are you just . . . no, it's a lobster." The lobsters were unharmed and returned to the ocean. The Ventura County Star has the scoop on the crustacean smuggler. I gotta say, of all the things a dude could stuff down his pants, lobsters have got to be the worst choice.

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jessie jessie 9 years
nothing like pinching one off eh?? ouchie! :rotfl:
momma-tikita momma-tikita 9 years
eew those lobsters look like cockroaches! that story is just weird...i do wish i would have been there for that!
demure20 demure20 9 years
Haha I don't know about that! Wouldn't a man rather be pinched than have gardening shears snip off his private parts.
puddlesworth puddlesworth 9 years
Nope, lobsters are worse than gardening shears since they are alive and will PINCH and not let go
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 9 years
What kind of pants was he wearing that he actually thought it wouldn't be obvious?
EatYourVeggies EatYourVeggies 9 years
Nope, that would be gardening shears. Or a taser.
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