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Love It or Leave It: Condometric

I happen to think that the People I've Slept With Pillowcase I stumbled upon online was rather hilarious. On the tacky side for sure, but I definitely got a few chuckles over it! I actually found another bedroom item I thought I'd share with you. It's called Condometric.

Yes folks, it's a condom that has a ruler printed on it. Now when your man brags about how big he is, you'll know if he's telling the truth or not! This calibrated condom can also be a confident way for a guy to show off what he's got when he's with someone new; you know, because penis size is one of the most important things a girl considers when finding a boyfriend! So tell me, what do you think about this condom? Is it a brilliant idea you wish you thought of, or is it just totally tasteless?

Symphonee Symphonee 8 years
Hillarious!!! I want it!
ThePerfectScore ThePerfectScore 8 years
I love it!!!!!
Phunkometry Phunkometry 8 years
Haha it's in centimeters... they should have an inch side for us Americans who can't do quick conversions!
xopiperxo xopiperxo 8 years
rozee rozee 8 years
HAHA! An awesome gag gift for my guy friends!
Autumns_Elegy Autumns_Elegy 8 years
I totally want one. Just for S***** and giggles.
Bksuga Bksuga 8 years
I would love to buy this...... perfect lol
Muirnea Muirnea 8 years
Hahahahah! Great gag gift!!!! Otherwise, I agree you would have to know the guy pretty well and know that it wouldn't hurt his confidence at all to really use them, ha! :)
CYL CYL 8 years
This would be good for gag gifts and parties...bacherlotte don't really want to or need to know my bf's size..there is more tha nenough to get the job done!
CoMMember13630786602261 CoMMember13630786602261 8 years
I would totally buy these, but only for my boyfriend and only as a JOKE!
danzerdrea7 danzerdrea7 8 years
i was actually talking to one of my guy friends about how awesome this would be...totally a gag gift, but if you and your partner wanted something to do on a rainy afternoon...
Angela123 Angela123 8 years
SO tasteless, but SO funny! Great gag gift.
ddeliciouz ddeliciouz 8 years
Its a great Christmas idea!
356UIK 356UIK 8 years
TidalWave23 TidalWave23 8 years
sparklestar sparklestar 8 years
This is funny! I just got a tape measure out the other day to measure him and made him feel better about himself. ;p
jessie jessie 8 years
:rotfl: funny.....but i think it could backfire....i'd only do this if you were with a man for quite some time and he was secure with himself. about performance anxiety
baybelle baybelle 8 years
Mesayme Mesayme 8 years
:ROTFL: I only see it shrinking when you pull that bad boy out!!!
pippins_halfling pippins_halfling 8 years
Haha, I dont think this is something to use when you're first with someone... But maybe after you've been with someone for awhile, it would be pretty funny!
elmer7887 elmer7887 8 years
it says it meets all european standards on preventing pregnancy and STDs. I think it is hilarious!
ilanac13 ilanac13 8 years
well it's not really my thing but i can see how some people would be into something like that
candace87 candace87 8 years
Definitely as a novelty, I would never trust them to actually be used! But it's funny:)!
LadyLiLa83 LadyLiLa83 8 years
I love it!
princess_eab princess_eab 8 years
Good as a joke gift, I think...
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