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MTA's Subway Etiquette Poster Picture

NYC Transit Says "Keep Your Hands to Yourself Perv"

The wording of this very official-looking, yet unofficial, poster created by an artist for the Metropolitan Transit Authority in New York is killing me. It starts off validating — "it's only natural to bump into each other" — and ends in all-out name-calling — "perv"!

Why not just slap on one of those passive-aggressive-but-very-effective signs that say, "Smile, you're on camera."

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postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 6 years
These are hilarious... I love the religion one and the nail clipping one too ("it's crazy that this even needs to be mentioned"... hahaha). And the garbage one... "don't be a piggy"
jocupcake jocupcake 6 years
This is a sign after my own heart. Lol.
GregS GregS 6 years
Takes all the fun out of commuting. :( Just kidding, now. And, yes, I've been groped myself (not BY myself, mind you.)
GregS GregS 6 years
Takes all the fun out of commuting. :(Just kidding, now. And, yes, I've been groped myself (not BY myself, mind you.)
skigurl skigurl 6 years
it doesn't leave anything to the imagination...it's perfect
snarkypants snarkypants 6 years
i love the groping one! i know it's a big problem in japan, so they have some pretty amusing "no touching" signs too
tlsgirl tlsgirl 6 years
Hahaha, the rest are totally awesome too, especially since my pet peeve about the subway is the overly loud iPods.
tlsgirl tlsgirl 6 years
OMG I love this! Why be passive-aggressive about it when shaming a subway pervert is so much more fun? Love love love.
J-Rabbit J-Rabbit 6 years
I think this is great! And the whole "smile-you're-on-camera-thing" wouldn't work because there has recently been a lot of stuff in the news about how the cameras in the train stations don't work. I've never seen any cameras on the train.
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