You've heard the expression, "Just shoot me." Well, this guy was serious. He wanted to play hooky to avoid having to take a drug test at work, so instead of calling in sick or you know, quitting or something logical like that, he asked his friend to shoot him in the shoulder and he would pretend it was a drive-by. Well, it happened, he was busted, and no surprises here. (Figures drugs were involved.) To read more about this nimrod, click here.