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Man Asks Friend to Shoot Him to Avoid Work

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Man Asks Friend to Shoot Him to Avoid Work

You've heard the expression, "Just shoot me." Well, this guy was serious. He wanted to play hooky to avoid having to take a drug test at work, so instead of calling in sick or you know, quitting or something logical like that, he asked his friend to shoot him in the shoulder and he would pretend it was a drive-by. Well, it happened, he was busted, and no surprises here. (Figures drugs were involved.) To read more about this nimrod, click here.

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Schaianne Schaianne 9 years
Y'know, stupidity = job security for me and my co-workers! :rotfl:
nancita nancita 9 years
I can only imagine the cocktail of goofballs this guy was on. No wonder he was trying to get out of the drug test.
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