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Man Auctions His Life Away on eBay

Dumbass of the Day

This eBay business is out of control. Earlier this week, we encountered a nutjob who's auctioning off herself and her home on eBay. Along the same lines, the dumbass below just auctioned off his "life" — his car, home, furnishings, job, and friends — for a mere $384,000. He was hoping to get at least a $100,000 more, but without a side of nachos thrown into the deal, I'm afraid he got what he was worth.

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Colesgirlfriend Colesgirlfriend 9 years
This chucker hasn't even bought a domain yet. 100weeks100goals.com and onehundredweeksonehundredgoals.com are both still available. He better get on that before some other dumbass has the same idea.
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