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Man Calls 911 Over Subway Sandwich He Didn't Like

"911, What Is Your Sandwich Emergency?"

I am serious about food, lunch, and, yes, sandwiches. But dooood! This is just...I...it's rare that I have no few words. But this is one instance. What in the Sam Hill are people thinking?! (For more dumb 911 calls, click here.)

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AmberHoney AmberHoney 8 years
I could see the vid :(
AmberHoney AmberHoney 8 years
I could see the vid :(
Milly-the-ninja Milly-the-ninja 8 years
it amazes me how stupid people can be!if you're going to complain about a sandwich someone made you then go make your own sandwich!sheesh.
Blackwidowchick Blackwidowchick 8 years
As a veteran subway customer, I want to know what he was doing while his sandwich was being made. They make it right in front of you and if you noticed they didn't put something on you can say "Could you put some mayo on please?" this guy is a dumbass and he should be castrated so he can't procreate anymore dumbasses into this world
rabidmoon rabidmoon 8 years
Hahaha!
se7a7n7 se7a7n7 8 years
Sure it's easy to judge. But who here hasn't been arrested over a sandwich?I only wish could raise my hand to that question.
se7a7n7 se7a7n7 8 years
Sure it's easy to judge. But who here hasn't been arrested over a sandwich? I only wish could raise my hand to that question.
Jabbadoo Jabbadoo 8 years
It amazes me how:a)stupid, andb)lazy, some people are...Sheesh
Jabbadoo Jabbadoo 8 years
It amazes me how: a)stupid, and b)lazy, some people are... Sheesh
rabidmoon rabidmoon 8 years
On that note.. "I NEED A MOZZARELLA AND PESTO ON SEEDED GRANARY LOAF!!! STAT!!"
rabidmoon rabidmoon 8 years
These types of stories still make me feel a bit queasy. What a screwed-up species we so often show ourselves to be...
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 8 years
I don't get how some things aren't common sense, even for people who aren't that bright. I would hate to think a person can't get through with a real emergency because of an idiot with a frivolous call.
Frank-y-Ava Frank-y-Ava 8 years
The people who called asking whether it was Tuesday or Wednesday and if they could be connected to Domino's Pizza should be arrested and then shot for being such an idiot.
itsme3683 itsme3683 8 years
I saw this! Apparently the Subway people had to lock him out while he was making that call because he got so belligerent, and then he called again because officers didn't show up fast enough! He got arrested for making false 911 calls eventually.
itsme3683 itsme3683 8 years
I saw this! Apparently the Subway people had to lock him out while he was making that call because he got so belligerent, and then he called again because officers didn't show up fast enough!He got arrested for making false 911 calls eventually.
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