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Hero in Underpants Tackles 'Roo

It's not news that kangaroos are feisty and often nasty little mofos just rarin' for a fist fight. But this story from Down Under is the stuff of nightmares. One fine night while Beat Ettlin and his wife Verity Beman and children were hanging out in their respective beds, a kangaroo smashed through the bedroom window and jumped on their bed. His first thought, still half asleep? "It's a lunatic ninja coming through the window." Which, in a way, it was! It bounced into their young son's room, and that's when Beat, in his underwear, had to wrestle with the crazed beast who at 5'9" was exactly his height. He put it in a headlock and dragged it out the door where it wandered away, but not before gouged holes in the furniture and smeared blood everywhere. Holy crap. I guess I won't complain about the occasional house fly anymore! Click here to read more.

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queenegg queenegg 8 years
Please tell me that he really said the ninja thing. I can't see the video (at work), but that is the funniest part about this story. Well, until the headlock part. Kangaroos are awesome!
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 8 years
Ha, flyingroo, sure!
flyingroo flyingroo 8 years
It wasn't me, I promise!!!
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