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jennaboa jennaboa 7 years
I always thought having Texas plates that claim we are the friendship state was a bit of a stretch when we execute as many people as we do. (They are specialty plates, only saw a few some years back; "Texas" = "Tejas" = means friend.) I much prefer our "The Lone Star State" normal ones, complete with space shuttles, oil rigs and cowboys (don't say we Texans can't throw a cliche or ten in with everything we do). I also find the yellow Florida plates with the words "choose life" to be an oxymoron, but then I'm not too fond of Florida. ;) 'Course a picture of the Crucifixion and the words "sunshine state" are a bit oxymoronic, too. Sheesh people.
jennaboa jennaboa 7 years
I always thought having Texas plates that claim we are the friendship state was a bit of a stretch when we execute as many people as we do. (They are specialty plates, only saw a few some years back; "Texas" = "Tejas" = means friend.) I much prefer our "The Lone Star State" normal ones, complete with space shuttles, oil rigs and cowboys (don't say we Texans can't throw a cliche or ten in with everything we do). I also find the yellow Florida plates with the words "choose life" to be an oxymoron, but then I'm not too fond of Florida. ;) 'Course a picture of the Crucifixion and the words "sunshine state" are a bit oxymoronic, too. Sheesh people.
CHOOCHOO CHOOCHOO 7 years
Hilarious that you made fun of the Gold Star Parent one. Yeah...
Countess827 Countess827 8 years
Did anyone else notice that Oklahoma had more weird license plates in this sample? Just an observation. . .
snarkypants snarkypants 8 years
DC plates are my favorite. gotta love the snarkiness :)
c-a-t-h c-a-t-h 8 years
@tlsgirl I love it when people ask to me to explain my DC plates. It usually ends with an "oh..."
hithatsmybike hithatsmybike 8 years
Some of these are so inappropriate.
RoaringSilence RoaringSilence 8 years
Okay... this is a joke, right? Or can you actually buy them?
superjules superjules 8 years
Oh, and the Choose Life one really pisses me off. How about "Keep your god out of My Vagina!?" I think christians/mormons/catholics etc. better get used to the fact that Atheists and other non believers aren't in the closet anymore. We're not in hiding and we're not ashamed. We are pissed and ready to stand up for our rights. We don't turn the other cheek either! ; )
superjules superjules 8 years
99% of them are absolutely ridiculous. Nothing like putting your ignorance out there for everyone to see. Until they make one that says "Religious Freaks are Destroying the World", I'll have to pass.
superjules superjules 8 years
99% of them are absolutely ridiculous. Nothing like putting your ignorance out there for everyone to see. Until they make one that says "Religious Freaks are Destroying the World", I'll have to pass.
princess_eab princess_eab 8 years
Wow. Having a crucified Christ on your license plate really says everything about someone. Classy.
nancita nancita 8 years
Totally hilarious.
nancita nancita 8 years
Totally hilarious.
babaloo babaloo 8 years
There is no breach of church and state with Florida's tag. The government is not requiring the citizen to purchase that tag. It is only making it a choice. The First Amendment says "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..". It does not say a thing about "separation of church and state". That statement is taken from a letter Jefferson wrote well after the Bill of Rights were written. And it has been taken in and out of context for 200 years.
Kimpossible Kimpossible 8 years
I love having the choices. We currently have the 9/11 rememberence one for our state.
wackdoodle wackdoodle 8 years
I've always like the Callifornia Whales license plate, not enough to pay for one.
KWM KWM 8 years
That was great! I had no idea there were so many license plate options!
tlsgirl tlsgirl 8 years
Honestly, my fave everyday plate is the D.C. plate. I love the "Taxation without Representation" bit. It's just such a cranky license plate.
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