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Men Enhance Their Packages With Padded Jeans

We've seen the man girdle, the murse, mancealer, and manty hose. Now we can add padded jeans to the list of products that make men the new women.

Body by Calvin Klein Jeans are pants that offer a "body-defining fit for an enhanced profile." How do they do this? With a padded fly area of course!

So now every time my eyes are drawn to a man's "bulge" I'll have to wonder if it's real!

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CorkinCokeACola CorkinCokeACola 7 years
Never mind, I clicked on the link. I feel stupid now.
CorkinCokeACola CorkinCokeACola 7 years
Make the period a question mark.
CorkinCokeACola CorkinCokeACola 7 years
. I agree with spacekatgal, equality for the win. What is a manty horse.
Girl101 Girl101 7 years
I tend to agree that most straight guys don't wear tight jeans and I don't check out a guys package. But I do wear wonder bras and try to enhance my appearance, probably more for my own self esteem than to attract a man, as I am married, so if I can do it for myself why not the guys.
busybeegal busybeegal 7 years
I completely agree with mix tape and Chouette4u. I can honestly say I have NEVER checked out a guy's crotch area. Not that I'm bragging about it or anything, just saying.
starlotus713 starlotus713 7 years
I say more power to the guy if he wants to wear these...I don't go out of the house without my push up bras with the gel or water inserts!
sugajen sugajen 7 years
I disagree. Boobs are not equated to a mans junk. Yes, they both have sexual value but one has way more.... Has a straight man ever been not able to get off because of the size of a woman's boobs.
hypnoticmix hypnoticmix 7 years
I'm just gonna lay it on the line ladies. I'm Gay and I've seen my share over the past 25yrs and any man IMO that would feel the need to wear padded jeans as opposed to simply wearing fitted jeans is most likely under 7". Now if it looks enormous through his jeans then it's probably some smart ass that's above average who's full of him self.
Chouette4u Chouette4u 7 years
ITA, mix tape. I definitely don't check out a man's bulge like guys like to oogle women's breasts.
mix-tape mix-tape 7 years
I don't know about you girls, but I don't really look down there. Most guys don't wear jeans that show the size of the "package" and even if they did, I really am more focused on his face or arms... maybe abs if the shirt is off.
Frenched Frenched 7 years
Hey, if women can "falsely advertise" (as my husband likes to call push-up bras) I don't see why men can't do the same. Whatever boosts up their confidence.
Chrstne Chrstne 7 years
On another note, this is false advertising ;) I know women do it too, with Wonder Bra and all that, but still. I'm all for equality, but I am more for people being happy with who they are, without having to stuff socks in their bra, or pad their jeans.
Chrstne Chrstne 7 years
Haha, spacekatgal! Every guy I have ever known who wears tight jeans is gay. All the straight guys I know always say they buy pants at least an inch or something bigger than they need so they get extra room in the crotch area. My boyfriend even refuses to buy jeans from anywhere but Hollister because to him, other brands make jeans that are way too tight in that area. It's funny how women always say "these jeans make me look fat", and guys say "these jeans make me look gay".
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