Like flies to a fly strip, Lonnie and Patrick — millionaires who, for some reason, even in the bastion of shallowness that is LA, cannot get a date on their own — show up at a social event put together by the Millionaire Matchmaker herself. (She reveals to Lonnie in this episode that she's not married. "That's weird," he replies.) Watch as she disses the woman who didn't straighten her hair, rolls her eyes at the woman who didn't have time to get extensions, and generally acts like a beyotch. And don't even get me started on Lonnie. This guy's face is in the dictionary under "douchebag." Oh, the humanity!
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